I found this link to ** NATURE MILL'S ** 'compost made easy' website which features the new XE series electric kitchen composter, which begs the following question:
What is really wrong with the what you see on this web site?
If you guessed the whole concept of an indoor, electronically-modulated, humidity-controlled, electrical power-activated, fully-automatic home composter, you would be wrong.
What is really wrong is that the following captions were not inserted in the ad, to give the sales pitch a true to life flavour!
What he is saying: "I'm really sorry honey, it was delicious, but we had a big lunch meeting, and I must have overeaten"
What she is saying: "Oh that's ok sweetie, I completely understand, that's why we have our neat little composter here!"
What he is thinking: "She always cooks the crap out of the veggies, I really hope she buys the 'big lunch meeting' excuse, I don't wanna be in the doghouse... I need some nookie!"
What she is thinking: "I am definitely not buying that lame 'big lunch meeting' excuse buster, you're in the doghouse for a week... that means no nookie!"
